patelyne | Adventures in Spying (AKA addicted to quizzie type deals)

Finally I’m home after a long day at work. Time to boot up the old (spy) computer and check to make sure everything is right in the world. Well as right as it was when I checked last night anyway. Time for me to log on. Look away. That means you. YES YOU – cover your eyes!! *waits and watches*

What is your codename and mission?

	Your super-secret codename is: Patelyne
	Your mission is... Infiltrate Torchwood and steal their secrets for…shhhh it’s a secret!

Okay you can look now. I did the usual check for new identities on the watch list, and found some interesting information:

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

The Doctor,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"EMO"

I do believe this must refer to a future Doctor however. Or maybe to his brief stint as a human? I’m considering the result inconclusive and will check again later. In the mean time his definition seems to be very nearly correct:

How will you be defined in the dictionary?

The Doctor [noun] --

An immortal

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

Ianto Jones,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"Pessimistically Optimistic"

This one really wouldn’t be news, except that Ianto has continued with this same attitude for the past 3 years running. It has to be a record of some sort.

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

John Hart,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"An in the Closet Lunatic"

Just including this as I reminder to myself to call John and tell him he might have left the closet door open a little too far to make this claim. Not that I’m trying to change that mind you, but he really ought to know.

Then I logged on for a self check, because who doesn’t keep tabs on their own future?

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

Patelyne,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"Not from this World"

Well no surprise there. Moving along to suggested ways to improve myself and:

What language should you learn?

You should learn French

You should learn French. You are smart and knowledgeable. You are also very practical and would like to learn a language which you could use while traveling.

Learn French? But why! Can’t I learn Welsh, or Spanish, or…anything else?! Does the computer not realize that I have recurring nightmares of people around me refusing to speak anything other than French so I can’t understand them? Don’t laugh! It’s scarier than it sounds!! Maybe it wants me to learn French in self defense? Or maybe the best spies are French? And why is Turkey highlighted? Is this more trickery? Someone help me!!

So fast forwarding to the end…

What crazy thing will be your demise?

A lawn mower that is also a time machine
... (why?)
Because you lit it on fire

Shit! I knew I should have just left the chameleon circuit alone! So what does the afterlife hold for me?

Why are you going to hell?

Well that hardly seems fair! I have no idea what people taste like but I’m pretty sure I would rather have some pizza…I would demand a recount on that one, but since I’m not getting a normal afterlife I think I’ll just let it go (like my failed career as a dictator)...

What will happen to you after you die?

	Parallel Universe!
After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.

Current Mood: silly
Current Location: super secret location
Current Music: Burn it to the Ground - Nickelback

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I try really really hard not to laugh at the fears of others. Of course I sometimes completely fail...And what's that? A Spies Guide To French?

Rosetta Stone French. Yep. That's what you are getting. Maybe sooner...LOL

*points to comment below* WHAT IS SHE SAYING!!! FOR THE LOVE OF MYFANWY TELL ME WHAT SHE'S SAYING!!!

I think she is saying how fabulous and interesting the French language is. That and something about being charming. I suppose I could cheat and look it up, but I got all that just from Nikki typing French at me from time to time...

Am I right? (at least a little?)

I tried to look it up word by word, and that is pretty much what I came up with. I think she is punishing me for actually being a super secret spy agent and not inviting her...

Am I invited? Because if I am not, do I have to start spouting another language? Crap! That would mean I need to start drinking...

Welsh on one side and French on the other?! At least I know a little Welsh *sighs*

I was asking if i had to - I don't think I am up to the task.

Hummm, well, you have great agent to help you my dear. Yes, I said that the French language is a very interesting one and fabulous and the people who speak French are charming (like me LOL)

*wonders if she should accept compliment about being super spy or continue trying to claim non spy status*

*call secret number from the secret organization*
-hello?
-Yes is me... The rabbit is outside it hole....
-Are you certain?
-Yes, I have proof
-Thank you very much writer agent, good work.
-My pleasure.....

*happy face*

*checks call history*
Nice try. That's the pizza number, I already tried that earlier when I was looking for John to....*mumbles*....I don't know what kind of game you're playing but I'm pretty sure that was code for Meat pizza with extra meat. No way you outed me as a spy. No way - No how.

*rub up hands* Great, my plan work perfectly for the under cover organisation.....

What?? Hooo yes, this is the pizza number, yes, that its.... (but you have to know the secret code to have the secret mushrom pizza.... HA! HA! HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!)

So let me get this straight:
secret mushroom pizza order = spy intelligence? Or does each flavor mean a different person you want to talk to?
*taking notes*

oups Nooo, forhet it !! or yes, that's right, so you look to know a lot about spy organization... Tell me more *takes a pen a write note in the secret file for the secret organization who look at her*

So what you said about the different kind of spies??

Spy notebook face off? See who has the better secrets? You first!

Hooo you challenge me ????

*makes note* Seems to rise to challenge. False sense of superiority, doesn't realize who she deals with. Might be useful in future.
Hmmm....maybe I should call this in...I mean order some Hawaiian pizza. Yeah that's it.

-Yes sir, she totally believe my covert indentity....
-Did she gave you informations about for who she's work?
-Not now..... But she seems really interested about the hawaiian pizza....
-Great work, call me when you know more.
-Yes sir.

So, you like pizza?

*continues scribbling notes*

Who doesn't like...pizza? Especially hawaiian.

*calls secret number* Hawaiian extra cheese...She also seems to have interest in pizza...That seems drastic...Are you sure?...But...Yes of course...I'll remember.

*scratch her hair*

Ok, so you really like Hawaian pizza....

*scratch her hairs*

(But it was the secret code for my last mission.....)

And what you put in extra of your pizza when you order????

*dials secret base* It worked! She is totally confused...So should I...Yes Ma'am...Tomato...Apple...Over and out

What do you mean?

*dial order secret agency*
-Sir?
-Yes....
-I think some agents betrayed us. Its seems she knows too much about pizza.
-Did she like hawaiian a lot?
-Yes sir.
-This is bad really bad.

Sooo, do you take salad or fries with your oder???

*dials frantically* DOUBLE PEPPERONI!! I REPEAT DOUBLE PEPPERONI!!

and I do not understand. salad and fries with pizza?! whatever for? what is this language you speak? pizza goes with pizza, more pizza, breadsticks and soda