Adventures in Spying (AKA addicted to quizzie type deals)

[patelyne]

Finally I’m home after a long day at work. Time to boot up the old (spy) computer and check to make sure everything is right in the world. Well as right as it was when I checked last night anyway. Time for me to log on. Look away. That means you. YES YOU – cover your eyes!! *waits and watches*

What is your codename and mission?

	Your super-secret codename is: Patelyne
	Your mission is... Infiltrate Torchwood and steal their secrets for…shhhh it’s a secret!

Okay you can look now. I did the usual check for new identities on the watch list, and found some interesting information:

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

The Doctor,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"EMO"

I do believe this must refer to a future Doctor however. Or maybe to his brief stint as a human? I’m considering the result inconclusive and will check again later. In the mean time his definition seems to be very nearly correct:

How will you be defined in the dictionary?

The Doctor [noun] --

An immortal

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

Ianto Jones,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"Pessimistically Optimistic"

This one really wouldn’t be news, except that Ianto has continued with this same attitude for the past 3 years running. It has to be a record of some sort.

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

John Hart,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"An in the Closet Lunatic"

Just including this as I reminder to myself to call John and tell him he might have left the closet door open a little too far to make this claim. Not that I’m trying to change that mind you, but he really ought to know.

Then I logged on for a self check, because who doesn’t keep tabs on their own future?

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

Patelyne,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"Not from this World"

Well no surprise there. Moving along to suggested ways to improve myself and:

What language should you learn?

You should learn French

You should learn French. You are smart and knowledgeable. You are also very practical and would like to learn a language which you could use while traveling.

Learn French? But why! Can’t I learn Welsh, or Spanish, or…anything else?! Does the computer not realize that I have recurring nightmares of people around me refusing to speak anything other than French so I can’t understand them? Don’t laugh! It’s scarier than it sounds!! Maybe it wants me to learn French in self defense? Or maybe the best spies are French? And why is Turkey highlighted? Is this more trickery? Someone help me!!

So fast forwarding to the end…

What crazy thing will be your demise?

A lawn mower that is also a time machine

... (why?)

Because you lit it on fire

Shit! I knew I should have just left the chameleon circuit alone! So what does the afterlife hold for me?

Why are you going to hell?

Well that hardly seems fair! I have no idea what people taste like but I’m pretty sure I would rather have some pizza…I would demand a recount on that one, but since I’m not getting a normal afterlife I think I’ll just let it go (like my failed career as a dictator)...

What will happen to you after you die?

	Parallel Universe!
After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.

Comments

[tardistenantsue.livejournal.com]

seems at least that we can enjoy the parallel universe together, maybe. I mean, we have before, what's to stop us now? lol

And the French thing? Your fear is as viable as the fear that now is possible that I have had and people use to laugh at (not you, mind you...)...anyway, I know what to get you for Xmas now...

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

I try really really hard not to laugh at the fears of others. Of course I sometimes completely fail...And what's that? A Spies Guide To French?

[tardistenantsue.livejournal.com]

Rosetta Stone French. Yep. That's what you are getting. Maybe sooner...LOL

[morgia.livejournal.com]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And what ablout French ????? C'est une langue vraiment intéresante et fabuleuse et les gens qui parlent français sont si charmants !!! LOL

*look at you with exasperated eyes*

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

*sobs hysterically* It's just like the start to the dream! Next you will continue and yell at me because I don't understand, at least that is what I will assume since I still can't understand, and then.....*wailing and sobbing continues*

PS Don't make me look up your file!

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

*points to comment below* WHAT IS SHE SAYING!!! FOR THE LOVE OF MYFANWY TELL ME WHAT SHE'S SAYING!!!

[tardistenantsue.livejournal.com]

I think she is saying how fabulous and interesting the French language is. That and something about being charming. I suppose I could cheat and look it up, but I got all that just from Nikki typing French at me from time to time...

Am I right? (at least a little?)

[tardistenantsue.livejournal.com]

Okay. That's it. You *need* French lessons. I don't want you to be scared of it forever...

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* I think you either said that French is an interesting language that's great and the people that speak it are the most charming. Or you said you hate me and want me to be eaten alive by squirrels because I have no French. *hides to continue crying*

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

I tried to look it up word by word, and that is pretty much what I came up with. I think she is punishing me for actually being a super secret spy agent and not inviting her...

[morgia.livejournal.com]

*laugh loudly* Quoi ? C'est ton pire cauchemar??? Mais non, avec de la persévérance tu peux comprendre!!!

LOL But why French??? Did you go somewhere where everybody speaks French before ???

That remember me when I went alone at London... I was sooo lost......

P.S Naaaa my file is completly safe *nervous look around*

[tardistenantsue.livejournal.com]

Am I invited? Because if I am not, do I have to start spouting another language? Crap! That would mean I need to start drinking...

[morgia.livejournal.com]

Hummm, well, you have great agent to help you my dear. Yes, I said that the French language is a very interesting one and fabulous and the people who speak French are charming (like me LOL)

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Welsh on one side and French on the other?! At least I know a little Welsh *sighs*

[morgia.livejournal.com]

LOL Hummm, yes, maybe I said that about the squirrels.....!!! *evil laugh*

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

*wonders if she should accept compliment about being super spy or continue trying to claim non spy status*

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Why is it my worst nightmare? It is all Graham Norton's fault. Well his and Gordon Ramsey's and the woman that was in chocolat...Those two kept talking to each other in French on his show (don't know if you watch that...) Anyway Graham had no clue what they were saying which at the time I thought was funny. Then when I went to bed I had a dream that I was alone at work doing a new job and no one would speak English. They just kept telling me what to do in French and getting really upset that I didn't understand. And then I had the dream over and over...
And if I stick with it I won't understand. Instead this little free online translator I found will burst into flames from over-use :P

PS You only think your file is safe because that's what we want you to think

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

You are evil! But no worries, my anti-squirrel defenses will be up in no time flat!

[morgia.livejournal.com]

*call secret number from the secret organization*
-hello?
-Yes is me... The rabbit is outside it hole....
-Are you certain?
-Yes, I have proof
-Thank you very much writer agent, good work.
-My pleasure.....

*happy face*

[tardistenantsue.livejournal.com]

I was asking if i had to - I don't think I am up to the task.

[morgia.livejournal.com]

LOL Don't know what it is... But look like to scary you a lot !!!! Maybe one night you'll understand what you have to do at your dream work !!!

P.S what???? We???? Who are you ??? Why we ???

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

*checks call history*
Nice try. That's the pizza number, I already tried that earlier when I was looking for John to....*mumbles*....I don't know what kind of game you're playing but I'm pretty sure that was code for Meat pizza with extra meat. No way you outed me as a spy. No way - No how.

[morgia.livejournal.com]

Hooo sorry, but no anti-squirrels will work with them... Oups!

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

*yells to puppy* Allons-y! Eat the squirrel!! Tastes yummy!!

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Worst part was my boss was leaving town and I was actually going to have to do a new job with no one there! So scary!!

PS If we told you then we would have to kill you. And I don't want to kill you. Yet :P