patelyne | Adventures in Spying (AKA addicted to quizzie type deals)

Finally I’m home after a long day at work. Time to boot up the old (spy) computer and check to make sure everything is right in the world. Well as right as it was when I checked last night anyway. Time for me to log on. Look away. That means you. YES YOU – cover your eyes!! *waits and watches*

What is your codename and mission?

	Your super-secret codename is: Patelyne
	Your mission is... Infiltrate Torchwood and steal their secrets for…shhhh it’s a secret!

Okay you can look now. I did the usual check for new identities on the watch list, and found some interesting information:

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

The Doctor,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"EMO"

I do believe this must refer to a future Doctor however. Or maybe to his brief stint as a human? I’m considering the result inconclusive and will check again later. In the mean time his definition seems to be very nearly correct:

How will you be defined in the dictionary?

The Doctor [noun] --

An immortal

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

Ianto Jones,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"Pessimistically Optimistic"

This one really wouldn’t be news, except that Ianto has continued with this same attitude for the past 3 years running. It has to be a record of some sort.

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

John Hart,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"An in the Closet Lunatic"

Just including this as I reminder to myself to call John and tell him he might have left the closet door open a little too far to make this claim. Not that I’m trying to change that mind you, but he really ought to know.

Then I logged on for a self check, because who doesn’t keep tabs on their own future?

What is your Names Secret Meaning?

Patelyne,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"Not from this World"

Well no surprise there. Moving along to suggested ways to improve myself and:

What language should you learn?

You should learn French

You should learn French. You are smart and knowledgeable. You are also very practical and would like to learn a language which you could use while traveling.

Learn French? But why! Can’t I learn Welsh, or Spanish, or…anything else?! Does the computer not realize that I have recurring nightmares of people around me refusing to speak anything other than French so I can’t understand them? Don’t laugh! It’s scarier than it sounds!! Maybe it wants me to learn French in self defense? Or maybe the best spies are French? And why is Turkey highlighted? Is this more trickery? Someone help me!!

So fast forwarding to the end…

What crazy thing will be your demise?

A lawn mower that is also a time machine
... (why?)
Because you lit it on fire

Shit! I knew I should have just left the chameleon circuit alone! So what does the afterlife hold for me?

Why are you going to hell?

Well that hardly seems fair! I have no idea what people taste like but I’m pretty sure I would rather have some pizza…I would demand a recount on that one, but since I’m not getting a normal afterlife I think I’ll just let it go (like my failed career as a dictator)...

What will happen to you after you die?

	Parallel Universe!
After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.

Current Mood: silly
Current Location: super secret location
Current Music: Burn it to the Ground - Nickelback

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*sobs hysterically* It's just like the start to the dream! Next you will continue and yell at me because I don't understand, at least that is what I will assume since I still can't understand, and then.....*wailing and sobbing continues*

PS Don't make me look up your file!

Okay. That's it. You *need* French lessons. I don't want you to be scared of it forever...

*laugh loudly* Quoi ? C'est ton pire cauchemar??? Mais non, avec de la persévérance tu peux comprendre!!!

LOL But why French??? Did you go somewhere where everybody speaks French before ???

That remember me when I went alone at London... I was sooo lost......

P.S Naaaa my file is completly safe *nervous look around*

Why is it my worst nightmare? It is all Graham Norton's fault. Well his and Gordon Ramsey's and the woman that was in chocolat...Those two kept talking to each other in French on his show (don't know if you watch that...) Anyway Graham had no clue what they were saying which at the time I thought was funny. Then when I went to bed I had a dream that I was alone at work doing a new job and no one would speak English. They just kept telling me what to do in French and getting really upset that I didn't understand. And then I had the dream over and over...
And if I stick with it I won't understand. Instead this little free online translator I found will burst into flames from over-use :P

PS You only think your file is safe because that's what we want you to think

LOL Don't know what it is... But look like to scary you a lot !!!! Maybe one night you'll understand what you have to do at your dream work !!!

P.S what???? We???? Who are you ??? Why we ???

Worst part was my boss was leaving town and I was actually going to have to do a new job with no one there! So scary!!

PS If we told you then we would have to kill you. And I don't want to kill you. Yet :P

Haaa don't worry, Im certain they will not speak French (well I hope for you !!)

PS But YOU don't know who Im really are.... I like very much pizza.... and squirrels......

Well it was a while ago, but the fear remains. Luckily no one yelled at me in French (but one girl tried Spanish to be funny)

PS *watching closely*

Hooo I can speak spanish too: hola, quétal?

P.S *put sunglass and stand in the shadow*

And yet you say *I* am the spy??!!

Im not a spy... maybe worst....

Worse than a spy? What would that be??

Hooo, you could be very surprised .....

Well I know from my research you are not a senior spy, so...I will check into this more

I suggest to stop this research if you don't want trouble...

If I'm as good at my job as I think I am then you will never know what I find out *evil villian laugh*

In your dream.... Im older to you, never forget that. I have more experience....... *grin smile*

Only chronologically speaking. During my...travels I may have picked up a few extra years (not that a lady would ever admit that)

Interesting... Really interesting.. But she doesn't know French..... Great to a spy....

-Monsieur?
-Oui?
-Elle ne parle pas le français, je répète, elle ne parle pas le français!!!
-Intéressant.

So wichh travels you did???

I might not speak any French BUT I'm working on getting the Doctor to hook me up with a translator program ala Tardis. And I'm afraid you don't have the clearance to hear about my travels, sorry!

Hummm, intersting she knows the doctor.......

Don't be so certain about that *evil laugh*

Of course I know the Doctor. We go way back (or is it forward?) What sort of credentials do you have and I can check your clearance. And don't try passing off psychic paper on me.

"Hummm, interesting she knows the enemy.... She looks nervous and on the defensive...."

Soo, when was your last travel ???

We're sorry the time traveler you have tried to contact, Patelyne, is currently in transit and not available to take calls at this time. Feel free to leave a message or hang up and try your call again

-Hello ??? hello?? it this work???... Anyway, Hi, this is a secret person who have a secret identity who want to let Patelyne that she has to go for a moment, secret mission. But she will WATCH her.... *evil laug* *cough cough* Sorry *evil laugh again*
Aurevoir...........