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Finally I’m home after a long day at work. Time to boot up the old (spy) computer and check to make sure everything is right in the world. Well as right as it was when I checked last night anyway. Time for me to log on. Look away. That means you. YES YOU – cover your eyes!! *waits and watches*
Okay you can look now. I did the usual check for new identities on the watch list, and found some interesting information:
I do believe this must refer to a future Doctor however. Or maybe to his brief stint as a human? I’m considering the result inconclusive and will check again later. In the mean time his definition seems to be very nearly correct:
This one really wouldn’t be news, except that Ianto has continued with this same attitude for the past 3 years running. It has to be a record of some sort.
Just including this as I reminder to myself to call John and tell him he might have left the closet door open a little too far to make this claim. Not that I’m trying to change that mind you, but he really ought to know.
Then I logged on for a self check, because who doesn’t keep tabs on their own future?
Well no surprise there. Moving along to suggested ways to improve myself and:
Learn French? But why! Can’t I learn Welsh, or Spanish, or…anything else?! Does the computer not realize that I have recurring nightmares of people around me refusing to speak anything other than French so I can’t understand them? Don’t laugh! It’s scarier than it sounds!! Maybe it wants me to learn French in self defense? Or maybe the best spies are French? And why is Turkey highlighted? Is this more trickery? Someone help me!!
So fast forwarding to the end…
Shit! I knew I should have just left the chameleon circuit alone! So what does the afterlife hold for me?
Well that hardly seems fair! I have no idea what people taste like but I’m pretty sure I would rather have some pizza…I would demand a recount on that one, but since I’m not getting a normal afterlife I think I’ll just let it go (like my failed career as a dictator)...
| Your super-secret codename is: Patelyne | |||
| Your mission is... Infiltrate Torchwood and steal their secrets for…shhhh it’s a secret! | |||
Okay you can look now. I did the usual check for new identities on the watch list, and found some interesting information:
I do believe this must refer to a future Doctor however. Or maybe to his brief stint as a human? I’m considering the result inconclusive and will check again later. In the mean time his definition seems to be very nearly correct:
Ianto Jones,
your name's Secret Meaning is...
your name's Secret Meaning is...
"Pessimistically Optimistic"
This one really wouldn’t be news, except that Ianto has continued with this same attitude for the past 3 years running. It has to be a record of some sort.
John Hart,
your name's Secret Meaning is...
your name's Secret Meaning is...
"An in the Closet Lunatic"
Just including this as I reminder to myself to call John and tell him he might have left the closet door open a little too far to make this claim. Not that I’m trying to change that mind you, but he really ought to know.
Then I logged on for a self check, because who doesn’t keep tabs on their own future?
Well no surprise there. Moving along to suggested ways to improve myself and:
| You should learn French |
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| You should learn French. You are smart and knowledgeable. You are also very practical and would like to learn a language which you could use while traveling. |
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Learn French? But why! Can’t I learn Welsh, or Spanish, or…anything else?! Does the computer not realize that I have recurring nightmares of people around me refusing to speak anything other than French so I can’t understand them? Don’t laugh! It’s scarier than it sounds!! Maybe it wants me to learn French in self defense? Or maybe the best spies are French? And why is Turkey highlighted? Is this more trickery? Someone help me!!
So fast forwarding to the end…
| A lawn mower that is also a time machine | |
| ... (why?) | |
| Because you lit it on fire |
Shit! I knew I should have just left the chameleon circuit alone! So what does the afterlife hold for me?
Well that hardly seems fair! I have no idea what people taste like but I’m pretty sure I would rather have some pizza…I would demand a recount on that one, but since I’m not getting a normal afterlife I think I’ll just let it go (like my failed career as a dictator)...
 | Parallel Universe! |
| After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died. | |
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Date: 2009-06-27 04:19 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2009-06-27 01:36 pm (UTC)From:Hmmm....maybe I should call this in...I mean order some Hawaiian pizza. Yeah that's it.
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Date: 2009-06-27 06:12 pm (UTC)From:-Did she gave you informations about for who she's work?
-Not now..... But she seems really interested about the hawaiian pizza....
-Great work, call me when you know more.
-Yes sir.
So, you like pizza?
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Date: 2009-06-27 08:25 pm (UTC)From:Who doesn't like...pizza? Especially hawaiian.
*calls secret number* Hawaiian extra cheese...She also seems to have interest in pizza...That seems drastic...Are you sure?...But...Yes of course...I'll remember.
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Date: 2009-06-27 10:00 pm (UTC)From:Ok, so you really like Hawaian pizza....
*scratch her hairs*
(But it was the secret code for my last mission.....)
And what you put in extra of your pizza when you order????
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Date: 2009-06-27 10:04 pm (UTC)From:What do you mean?
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Date: 2009-06-28 12:55 am (UTC)From:-Sir?
-Yes....
-I think some agents betrayed us. Its seems she knows too much about pizza.
-Did she like hawaiian a lot?
-Yes sir.
-This is bad really bad.
Sooo, do you take salad or fries with your oder???
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Date: 2009-06-28 04:16 am (UTC)From:and I do not understand. salad and fries with pizza?! whatever for? what is this language you speak? pizza goes with pizza, more pizza, breadsticks and soda
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Date: 2009-06-28 04:47 pm (UTC)From:Sooo, if you don't need a salad.... That's mean....
*call the other secret agency*
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Date: 2009-06-28 04:56 pm (UTC)From:*goes in search of update for secret spy manual*
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Date: 2009-06-28 11:38 pm (UTC)From:"Oups, she knonks nothing about the other secret agency...."
Well, well, look like you don't know everything !!!!
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Date: 2009-06-28 11:47 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2009-06-28 11:58 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2009-06-29 10:05 pm (UTC)From:Okay, sorry about that. Important business. Now what is this you are saying about leagues?