patelyne: (good times)
Good news, bad news time…quick recap (with linkydoos to posts w/pics and such) for anyone who has no idea who Captain Jack Hawkness is:

We found a poor baby hawk that fell out of one of the trees in our yard. It took over our yard, and tried to ride my scooter

Captain Jack is officially named and turned over to the experts

We find Baby No Name and check up on Capt Hawkness



I know it has been a while since the last update, but I have a good excuse. Okay I don’t really have a good excuse, but I have a semi-acceptable excuse, or maybe an understandable excuse? … I’m emotionally fragile and didn’t want bad news. I noticed we hadn’t heard from the vet and have been sort of avoiding calling them myself. It was pointed out to me that the reason I hadn’t heard from them could be because the birds had both died and they didn’t want to tell me (sometimes the people around me are real rays of sunshine). I figured as long as I didn’t talk to the vet they couldn’t give me any bad news. Yes I realize this is stupid and whether or not I was informed wouldn’t really change what had or had not happened. In any case, the ‘to call or not to call’ decision was finally taken out of my hands when the county health department called and left a message saying we needed to contact them ASAP about the birds we turned in. When he got home my boyfriend called to see what was going on. Turns out the bird (they only knew about Jack), had tested positive for West Nile Virus and they were calling to warn us not to go outdoors without taking anti mosquito precautions. At this news every single bite on my body immediately started itching again (there are 7 of them in case you are curious)

Once he got off the phone with the health dept, Anthony called the Vet Clinic to see what else they could tell us. I wanted him to ask why the hell they didn’t call us like they promised, but he is much less rude than I in situations like this. The vet told him the birds had been transferred to Blue Mountain Wildlife in Oregon and gave us the contact info. It was too late tonight so he will call there in the morning. In the mean time she told us about their website so we could read the updates that were posted so far.


Since I’m sure no one else is obsessed with Jack enough to pick through the whole journal, I’ve just copied all the parts that relate to our birds:

6/25/09 Two fledgling Swainson's Hawks, probably siblings, were admitted today. They are quite ill, more so than their very thin condition should explain. One is able to stand with difficulty. He has been receiving treatment the past week at Sunrise Veterinary Clinic in Benton City. The other is very weak and dehydrated, and unable to stand. She was admitted to Sunrise Veterinary Clinic two days ago.
We were successful in placing an intravenous catheter in the first bird and starting our emaciation protocol. The bird is unable to tolerate solid food, so will receive only intravenous nourishment initially. We were unsuccessful in placing a catheter in the second bird due to her dehydrated condition. We will attempt to rehydrate with subcutaneous and oral fluids.


I’m guessing that captivity doesn’t suit Jack, because he was standing and walking just fine when we first brought him in. He also had managed to kill and eat a bird on his own (crazy cannibal!) The second bird was very bad off however.


6/28/09 We have been treating the two young Swainson's Hawks from Benton City since Thursday. The more debilitated one died this evening. The other bird is progressing well, is much more alert and able to tolerate small amounts of oral electrolytes. His primary nutrition continues to be intravenous nutrition.

RIP Baby No Name bird. Part of me is very glad I didn’t give in to the urge to name him Ianto *sighs*


7/17/09 We received notice today that a Red-tailed Hawk from Prosser, admitted June 25, is positive for West Nile Virus. The bird seems to be doing well, but will not eat on his own.

Which is the reason the health dept called (also, apparently they are now debating what kind of hawk Jack is again.)

But did you catch the important part of this post?
JACK HAS WEST NILE!!!
West Nile? Yeah. It’s at my house.
Holy freakin hell I’m never going out into nature again.

Date: 2009-07-22 02:48 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
JACK ISN'T EATING BECAUSE HE MISSES IANTO.

Date: 2009-07-22 02:50 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
I like to imagine that they got to say goodbye at the end *dramatic sigh*

Date: 2009-07-22 02:53 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Jack: Squaaaaak.
Ianto: Squ...Squaak. Kree?
Jack: Kree Kree...squaaak Kree.
Ianto: Sqkreewar...
Jack: Squawk! Kree kree krawwwk. Squak! ::cries::

Date: 2009-07-22 02:56 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
You did not just reenact with my birds.

Date: 2009-07-22 02:59 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
I didn't laugh.
Okay I did. Hard.
And now I'm going to special hell.
AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT SO YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!

Date: 2009-07-22 03:00 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I KNOW. AND DON'T TRY TO GET OUT OF IT EITHER:

PATELYNE: I DIDN'T LAUGH AT THAT, JESUS, I SWEAR!

JESUS: SHUT UP AND GET ON THE BUS WITH AMAND-R AND SCORCESE. YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL.

Date: 2009-07-22 03:04 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
Damn!! Jesus has a filthy mouth! And I'm thinking that our ride to hell is going to be VERY interesting. Do we have to go straight there first? What if I want to pick up some things on the way? DO THEY HAVE WIFI IN HELL?!?!

Date: 2009-07-22 03:06 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Yeah, but it keeps dropping your packets, so you sing in and out of chat all the time.

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Like that.

Date: 2009-07-22 03:07 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
OMG THAT REALLY IS HELL!!!!
*runs to log into chat to make sure she isn't already in hell*

Date: 2009-07-22 04:24 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] candybree.livejournal.com
I am blaming the death of babynoname (Ianto) on RTD and children of Earth. Obviously babynoname is psychic.

how can you only have 7 bites when I must have at least 100. Its not fair.

I hope you don't get west nile too. that would not be very nice of the mosquitoes.

I hope Captain Jack gets better!!!

Love you sweetie!!!

Date: 2009-07-22 01:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
Okay so you caught me, even though I told you I wouldn't name baby no name Ianto I might have done it in my head *sighs*
I only have 7 bites because I almost refuse to go outside as it is. People make fun of me, but I really am scared to get West Nile!!
I hope the Captain is getting better to, RLBF is going to call the people in Oregon this afternoon to see what he can find out.
Love you too!!

Date: 2009-07-22 05:50 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] tardistenantsue.livejournal.com
I don't want to come to your house. However, the thought of drunken-coping TW on the big screen compels me...I will bring some kind of insect block.

And that re-enactment was win. I laughed too. But, you and I always knew we were oging to special hell.

Date: 2009-07-22 01:09 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
My house is like a plague house!!! I really just need to get moved ASAP Like before Friday LOL

Maybe Amand-r will make some extra room for you and we can share a seat on the bus...

Date: 2009-07-22 01:11 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] tardistenantsue.livejournal.com
I sure hope so. I will bring Cookies of Doom and the TurDucken of Banana Bread...

Date: 2009-07-22 01:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
I'm not sure the bread will make it through Heaven/Hell Customs, I hear pudding is murder on the xray machine...

Date: 2009-07-22 01:25 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] tardistenantsue.livejournal.com
Fuck 'em. I'M BRINGING THE BREAD!

Date: 2009-07-22 09:48 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
I fear that your rebellious attitude directly contributed to reasons you are being sent to hell.

Date: 2009-07-22 10:26 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] tardistenantsue.livejournal.com
Ya think? Hmmm...never thought about that.

Date: 2009-07-22 10:27 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
Still bringing the bread?

Date: 2009-07-22 10:29 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] tardistenantsue.livejournal.com
Hells yeah!

You bringing the Quads of Yum?

Date: 2009-07-22 10:45 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
Wouldn't dream of leaving them behind!

Date: 2009-07-23 12:15 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] tardistenantsue.livejournal.com
Then, tell me, oh wise one, how this is hell again...

Date: 2009-07-23 12:16 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
Hell has shoddy WiFi!! And then we couldn't be having the conversation that we are having on messenger right now!! THINK OF THE TUMOR AND/OR CHILD!!

Date: 2009-07-23 12:19 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] tardistenantsue.livejournal.com
It's a tumor with personality! I am the boss and I say so!

And I would hate that! But, we *can* still sit and giggle together in hell, right?

Date: 2009-07-23 12:21 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
YOU JUST WANT TO POKE IT WITH THE STICK AGAIN!!!

And if we are going to giggle all the way to hell about this, it's only fair to catch our busmates up on the joke. I'm not sure how we could do that without seeming insane(r)

Date: 2009-07-23 12:33 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] tardistenantsue.livejournal.com
Easy. LiveJournal post. With lots of 'LOL's.

Date: 2009-07-23 12:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
I don't think that makes it more sane. I think that just shows off the crazy.

Date: 2009-07-23 12:36 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] tardistenantsue.livejournal.com
But does it show how cute and charming and harmless we are? Because you need to get my good side.

Date: 2009-07-23 12:39 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
Maybe we need a non involved third party?

Date: 2009-07-22 02:45 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] morgia.livejournal.com
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! West nile virus is my BIGGER fear in the nature !!! Hoooooooooo no!!!! Ok, breath, take all the mosquitoes oils you see and yell at everybody around you !!!!!

You can fight it, you are a good spy, we don't want to lose you !!!!!

Take care
xxxx

Date: 2009-07-22 09:33 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
It is scary!! Worse than squirrels...okay maybe not worse, but IT IS UP THERE!!! I yelled at all the mosquito control ppl that came in today, told them they need to step it up over by my house, I don't want to be lost!!

Date: 2009-07-23 03:40 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] morgia.livejournal.com
Maybe you should stay at home until the snow fall.... You have to stay calm..... STAY CALM !!!!!!

You can fight it !!!! I beleive in you !!!

Date: 2009-07-23 03:43 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
*panics* I can't stay home!! I HAVE TO GO TO WORK!!!

Date: 2009-07-24 03:46 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] used_songs
used_songs: (ianto is not alright)
RIP Baby No Name bird. Part of me is very glad I didn’t give in to the urge to name him Ianto *sighs*

Is it bad that I'm sniggering at this?

Date: 2009-07-24 03:49 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
It's a little bad, but scroll up the comments...Amand-R made even me laugh...then tardistenantsue made it worse...then I got on messenger with her and....oh yeah. Nothing you do can be as bad as all that. laugh it up *sighs*

Date: 2009-07-24 03:52 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] used_songs
used_songs: (ianto makes a frownie)
I'm sorry. It really is sad. It's just the synchronicity of it all.

Date: 2009-07-24 03:54 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
It's really terrible timing! Like they were trying to spoiler me even then. Hopefully Jack doesn't die though, because I'm pretty sure he can't really come back.

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