So – In an effort to derail the most craptastic ever,
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How do you make teeny tiny sandwiches? You buy a teeny tiny loaf of bread (Seriously!! So small!!) and some teeny tiny grape tomatoes to slice up. If you were very ambitious you could cut some meat and cheeses up really small. If you’re us, then you’ll just buy a couple packs of lunchables.

Look how small that is! It makes Sue’s hands look positively normal sized!
(Quit making that face Sue, you know I love you. You and your carnie hands)

Even Jack wanted in on the party. Only problem was he couldn’t decide if he wanted to shoot the sandwich or have sex with it…

…I think you can figure out which he chose.
In conclusion – EVERYONE NEEDS TO MAKE TEENY TINY SANDWICHES. It’s nearly impossible not to smile while eating them. Holly has decreed that from now on that is the only kind of bread she is buying for her house.
Also – for everyone that let me rant at them yesterday and/or worked to cheer me up –
THANK YOU TIMES 1000
(I won’t forget it)
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What would you do then?
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