So – In an effort to derail the most craptastic ever,
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How do you make teeny tiny sandwiches? You buy a teeny tiny loaf of bread (Seriously!! So small!!) and some teeny tiny grape tomatoes to slice up. If you were very ambitious you could cut some meat and cheeses up really small. If you’re us, then you’ll just buy a couple packs of lunchables.

Look how small that is! It makes Sue’s hands look positively normal sized!
(Quit making that face Sue, you know I love you. You and your carnie hands)

Even Jack wanted in on the party. Only problem was he couldn’t decide if he wanted to shoot the sandwich or have sex with it…

…I think you can figure out which he chose.
In conclusion – EVERYONE NEEDS TO MAKE TEENY TINY SANDWICHES. It’s nearly impossible not to smile while eating them. Holly has decreed that from now on that is the only kind of bread she is buying for her house.
Also – for everyone that let me rant at them yesterday and/or worked to cheer me up –
THANK YOU TIMES 1000
(I won’t forget it)
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Date: 2010-01-22 10:22 pm (UTC)From:I love that Jack got in on the action too :D
and don't forget about PUDDING!!!! \o/
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Date: 2010-01-22 10:23 pm (UTC)From:PUDDING!!!
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Date: 2010-01-22 10:27 pm (UTC)From:We made a plate of them, but RLBF wouldn't eat any. Spoilsport was probably afraid his hands would look impossibly huge.
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Date: 2010-01-22 10:35 pm (UTC)From:Make the castle sing
Drink juice
repeat until adults ears begin to bleed
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Date: 2010-01-22 10:30 pm (UTC)From:Those were good times.
Seriously though? We need to make that the norm now. I am going to try making my own tiny bread you know. It might get VERY amusing.
Also - what else can we do to go with them? *ponders*
And. Big bread in background is in corner crying. Poor big bread. LOL
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Date: 2010-01-22 10:33 pm (UTC)From:You can buy the tiny pickles, but I'm not eating them *blech*
You'll notice I used my most GIANT knife. I didn't want it to feel left out like the regular bread.
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Date: 2010-01-23 01:53 pm (UTC)From:Here's some teeny tiny bugers and fries http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=111577.0
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Date: 2010-01-23 08:05 pm (UTC)From:I even have a teeny tiny muffin pan!!
I don't even like hamburgers that much, but I want a teeny tiny burger and fries. So cute!
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Date: 2010-01-23 08:18 pm (UTC)From:*squeezes tight* Still thinking of you and hoping the best for the new contract. YOU CAN DO IT!
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Date: 2010-01-24 09:55 pm (UTC)From:Dear Diary, today Anne ate me. In a sandwich. It hurt. Ow.
HEHEHEHEHE!