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[patelyne]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I punched cruentum in the arm (-10 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, soberloki (-5000 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for non_sequential (10 points). Last Monday I broke timeagency's X-Box (-12 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4984 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, mrsalemp

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Guess genocide is kind of a no-no :(
There goes my Christmas

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[kath-ballantyne.livejournal.com]

Awww.
I think you deserve more than 10 points for buying Deb porn. *nods*

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Like maybe 4994 points? Then I could at least break even.
Sure hope Santa forgets to check my LJ.

[kath-ballantyne.livejournal.com]

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Though I've no idea why so many people would want bits of me. I'd probably make them sick too

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Sure you're being pulled to bits, but BIG PICTURE - You get an EZ bake! Can I come over and make the world's slowest cooking brownie in it? Pleeeeeeease :D

[kath-ballantyne.livejournal.com]

omg!
Ruth's honey tea bread took 2 hours in our oven. It would take a year in that

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

2 hours?? Are you sure that you aren't using an EZ Bake already?

[kath-ballantyne.livejournal.com]

Lol. It's all goopey so you have to cook it slow otherwise it catches on fire burns.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

But if it catches on fire you can always toast marshmallow's over the pan and make smores :D

[debitha.livejournal.com]

ME TOO.