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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I punched [livejournal.com profile] cruentum in the arm (-10 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] soberloki (-5000 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] non_sequential (10 points). Last Monday I broke [livejournal.com profile] timeagency's X-Box (-12 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4984 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
mrsalemp

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Guess genocide is kind of a no-no :(
There goes my Christmas

Date: 2009-12-18 02:21 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] kath-ballantyne.livejournal.com
ext_92849: woman standing in water with arms crossed over her chest (W)
Awww.
I think you deserve more than 10 points for buying Deb porn. *nods*

Date: 2009-12-18 02:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
Like maybe 4994 points? Then I could at least break even.
Sure hope Santa forgets to check my LJ.

Date: 2009-12-18 02:25 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] kath-ballantyne.livejournal.com
ext_92849: woman standing in water with arms crossed over her chest (chocolate)

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Though I've no idea why so many people would want bits of me. I'd probably make them sick too

Date: 2009-12-18 02:27 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
Sure you're being pulled to bits, but BIG PICTURE - You get an EZ bake! Can I come over and make the world's slowest cooking brownie in it? Pleeeeeeease :D

Date: 2009-12-18 02:37 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] kath-ballantyne.livejournal.com
ext_92849: woman standing in water with arms crossed over her chest (Default)
omg!
Ruth's honey tea bread took 2 hours in our oven. It would take a year in that

Date: 2009-12-18 02:40 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
2 hours?? Are you sure that you aren't using an EZ Bake already?

Date: 2009-12-18 02:51 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] kath-ballantyne.livejournal.com
ext_92849: woman standing in water with arms crossed over her chest (could be worse)
Lol. It's all goopey so you have to cook it slow otherwise it catches on fire burns.

Date: 2009-12-18 09:54 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
But if it catches on fire you can always toast marshmallow's over the pan and make smores :D

Date: 2009-12-18 04:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] debitha.livejournal.com
ME TOO.

Date: 2009-12-18 04:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] non_sequential.livejournal.com
PORN FOR ME!!!

Date: 2009-12-18 09:31 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
Not exactly the most traditional holiday gift...

Date: 2009-12-19 04:10 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ask-theharkni.livejournal.com
THIS IS THE LAST TIME SHANE REPORTS TO SANTA.


Edited Date: 2009-12-19 04:11 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-12-19 04:17 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
You got off pretty light, Santa doesn't know even half of what you got up to!

Date: 2009-12-19 04:30 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ask-theharkni.livejournal.com
I don't know why not. I sent weekly emails!

Date: 2009-12-19 04:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
Luckily Santa doesn't read your emails either

Date: 2009-12-19 04:26 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] tardistenantsue.livejournal.com
Okay, so I might have done some of this...


Date: 2009-12-19 04:27 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
Is that why we can't go to Minnesota ever again? Thanks alot. Lots of interesting things I'll never get to see...at least I think so. What exactly is in Duluth anyway?

Date: 2009-12-19 04:34 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mrsalemp.livejournal.com
I can't believe they ran you out all the way to LA, seems a bit overkill. Exactly how ruthless a dictator were you?

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