Note to Japonica Sue: This was meant to be for you, but I realized half way through I kept taking to the Harkness that lives in your head. My point being that I’m afraid you’ll have to share this rant with him, and anyone else that happens across this (you have no one to blame but yourself - you’re the one that broke me remember?)

( click the clicky to see how broken I really am )

So, imagine you’re having yourself a nice little daydream. Everything is happiness and light (or maybe not, but your own version of a happy place anyway…sorry will try to focus in the future) SO, you’re dreaming along tralala and such - then your tricksy subconscious rears its snarky head and your dream takes a turn for the worse. It happens to me, and a bit more often than I care to admit actually. So in an effort to make you feel more normal, I’m sharing a bit of my crazy with you…

( What in the hell are you drinking )

“It All Started With an Ill-advised Game of Sardines”
By Patelyne Trillian Alemp

This interview was done in tribute to my good ole days in the newspaper biz. And by that I mean the few years I slummed at the school newspaper writing the odd bit and doing some page publishing. My utter lack of any real writing experience will become quite evident as you read through this interview with up and coming fanfic writer Queen Japonica Sue Fluffernutter about her new series “Christmas With the Jones”. This story is well worth the read and starts right here.
This interview was conducted by text messenger as I didn’t want to drive in the snow to conduct it in person and am unable to talk on the phone and type at the same time.

( Here Lies The Best Interview Ever )