“It All Started With an Ill-advised Game of Sardines”
By Patelyne Trillian Alemp
This interview was done in tribute to my good ole days in the newspaper biz. And by that I mean the few years I slummed at the school newspaper writing the odd bit and doing some page publishing. My utter lack of any real writing experience will become quite evident as you read through this interview with up and coming fanfic writer Queen Japonica Sue Fluffernutter about her new series “Christmas With the Jones”. This story is well worth the read and starts right here.
This interview was conducted by text messenger as I didn’t want to drive in the snow to conduct it in person and am unable to talk on the phone and type at the same time.
PTA: Japonica Sue now that you have had this great sucess are you afraid of being type- cast as chronicaller of the Jones family history?
(i'm of course playing the newspaper reporter who can't spell)
Japonica: No - if someone told me I would do it for the next ten years, I would be happy with that.
PTA: Thank you John
* Reference to quote in "The Only Reason I Did This Was to Become an Action Figure!” Graham Kibble-White interviews John Barrowman* - editor
Japonica: heh
PTA: And where do you see yourself in five years? (Assuming you are not chained to your keyboard by the fans of this story that are afraid to let you stop writing for a moment)
Japonica: Oh - I hope to be in Cardiff with my wonderful writing team - which really, to be honest is me and Patelyne Trillian Alemp
(Make sure you put in her whole name - that way she won't think it's any other Patelyne Trillian)
*made notation of impossibly long name* - editor
PTA: There are rumors that you have been asked to move into the house of John and Scott as their chief source of entertainment during the show’s down time. What do you say about these reports?
Japonica: I say that I need someone with a truck who can help me. Do you know anyone?
*caught that hint and will be researching trucks that can float across an ocean* - editor
PTA: And last, but not least, the standing writers for TW have been discussing plans for replacing Ianto's extremely faulty back story of a family with only a mother and one sister with your much improved family unit. How does this make you feel?
Japonica: They have? That would be wonderful! But, I could only let them if my writing team and I could be there on set to make sure that any mention of them would be in character. Also, in case any mention of them is made on Dr Who (what with Tennant changing his mind about leaving and all), we would need to be there as well...
PTA: Thank you for this splendid interview full of tasty spoilers for all fans of these shows (but most especially Patelyne Trillian Alemp). I hope you'll still be able to find time to talk to us again once TW hits the big screen
Japonica: Only if you help me move...lol
omg - I lol'd in an interview
*not only did you LOL you also OMG’d* - editor
By Patelyne Trillian Alemp
This interview was done in tribute to my good ole days in the newspaper biz. And by that I mean the few years I slummed at the school newspaper writing the odd bit and doing some page publishing. My utter lack of any real writing experience will become quite evident as you read through this interview with up and coming fanfic writer Queen Japonica Sue Fluffernutter about her new series “Christmas With the Jones”. This story is well worth the read and starts right here.
This interview was conducted by text messenger as I didn’t want to drive in the snow to conduct it in person and am unable to talk on the phone and type at the same time.
PTA: Japonica Sue now that you have had this great sucess are you afraid of being type- cast as chronicaller of the Jones family history?
(i'm of course playing the newspaper reporter who can't spell)
Japonica: No - if someone told me I would do it for the next ten years, I would be happy with that.
PTA: Thank you John
* Reference to quote in "The Only Reason I Did This Was to Become an Action Figure!” Graham Kibble-White interviews John Barrowman* - editor
Japonica: heh
PTA: And where do you see yourself in five years? (Assuming you are not chained to your keyboard by the fans of this story that are afraid to let you stop writing for a moment)
Japonica: Oh - I hope to be in Cardiff with my wonderful writing team - which really, to be honest is me and Patelyne Trillian Alemp
(Make sure you put in her whole name - that way she won't think it's any other Patelyne Trillian)
*made notation of impossibly long name* - editor
PTA: There are rumors that you have been asked to move into the house of John and Scott as their chief source of entertainment during the show’s down time. What do you say about these reports?
Japonica: I say that I need someone with a truck who can help me. Do you know anyone?
*caught that hint and will be researching trucks that can float across an ocean* - editor
PTA: And last, but not least, the standing writers for TW have been discussing plans for replacing Ianto's extremely faulty back story of a family with only a mother and one sister with your much improved family unit. How does this make you feel?
Japonica: They have? That would be wonderful! But, I could only let them if my writing team and I could be there on set to make sure that any mention of them would be in character. Also, in case any mention of them is made on Dr Who (what with Tennant changing his mind about leaving and all), we would need to be there as well...
PTA: Thank you for this splendid interview full of tasty spoilers for all fans of these shows (but most especially Patelyne Trillian Alemp). I hope you'll still be able to find time to talk to us again once TW hits the big screen
Japonica: Only if you help me move...lol
omg - I lol'd in an interview
*not only did you LOL you also OMG’d* - editor