Wanna see a girl talk to herself? Here you go!

[patelyne]

Headed to Other Half’s stuffy work party now. Oh joy. I wish we were skipping this and only going to family day instead. For that they are renting out the local ice rink for a couple hours. (unfortunately that one we’re going to miss probably)

Can I both avoid party anxiety and keep up with a hockey game by sneakily refreshing my phone under the table?
We’re about to find out!
Twitter updates will be my one friend...well besides the other half obvs.

At any rate, it can’t be worse than last year. They haven’t hired a magician this time.

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[patelyne]

Caps are up by 2 (woohoo!)
And in other news, we are accidentally early to this too fancy shit

5 1/2 hours and counting, if last year is anything to judge by (and I hope it isn’t)

[patelyne]

3-0, thank you Twitter I’ve never appreciated you this much.

And yes I realize I’m live-posting my dull night in my own comments. I’m trying to save your eyes from a series of very unentertaining posts. You’re welcome.

[patelyne]

4-0
Current OTP me/rum&coke

[patelyne]

Relationship cancelled, I’m with Irish coffee now.

[patelyne]

Also - who puts shrimp in chicken?? Why???

[patelyne]

The entertainment (?) is a musical impersonator. His Bowie is causing me pain.

[patelyne]

He’s now doing a ‘you might be a red neck’ bit. What year is this? Have I time traveled? If so, I should have aimed better...