TEENY TINY SANDWICHES FTW!!

[patelyne]

So – In an effort to derail the most craptastic ever, tardistenantsue and I made teeny tiny sandwiches for our SPN night watching with RLBF and Holly.


How do you make teeny tiny sandwiches? You buy a teeny tiny loaf of bread (Seriously!! So small!!) and some teeny tiny grape tomatoes to slice up. If you were very ambitious you could cut some meat and cheeses up really small. If you’re us, then you’ll just buy a couple packs of lunchables.




Look how small that is! It makes Sue’s hands look positively normal sized!
(Quit making that face Sue, you know I love you. You and your carnie hands)




Even Jack wanted in on the party. Only problem was he couldn’t decide if he wanted to shoot the sandwich or have sex with it…




…I think you can figure out which he chose.

In conclusion – EVERYONE NEEDS TO MAKE TEENY TINY SANDWICHES. It’s nearly impossible not to smile while eating them. Holly has decreed that from now on that is the only kind of bread she is buying for her house.

Also – for everyone that let me rant at them yesterday and/or worked to cheer me up –

THANK YOU TIMES 1000
(I won’t forget it)

Comments

[ask-theharkni.livejournal.com]

That must be why he tripped Joebot...

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Poor poor Joebot, at least he had his horrifically obnoxious drinking game to keep him company.

Make the castle sing
Drink juice
repeat until adults ears begin to bleed

[ask-theharkni.livejournal.com]

(maybe we should have had our own drinking game.)

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

(like?)

[debitha.livejournal.com]

Listen to castle sing
Drink beer
Repeat until you can't feel the pain

Just a suggestion. :oP

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Replace beer with shots of something that actually tastes good and you've sold me on it.

[ask-theharkni.livejournal.com]

We could go vintage...lol

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

We need to get some more, start it aging. THE VINTAGE IS ALMOST GONE!

[ask-theharkni.livejournal.com]

FUCK THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE - THIS IS WORSE!

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

THE APOCALYPSE IS BEING HANDLED, NO ONE IS HANDLING THE SHORTAGE OF VINTAGE JAGER.

[ask-theharkni.livejournal.com]

OMFG. IT'S UP TO US.

You pick the music and I'll shut my cakehole?

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

The way it was meant to be :D

[ask-theharkni.livejournal.com]

(Why do I feel like I just got burned?)

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

psst I think you are meant to be shutting your cakehole

[ask-theharkni.livejournal.com]

But I didn't hear any music.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

If I sing to you then will you shut up?

[kittiword.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

But if she shuts her cakehole, she can't drink vintage jager and therefore be funny.

What would you do then?

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

I'll give her a straw for slurping it out of a glass. That's all the compromise I'm willing to make.

[ask-theharkni.livejournal.com]

*thinks*

Whatcha gonna sing to me?

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Well I'm not singing soft kitty.

[ask-theharkni.livejournal.com]

*wibble face*

Why not? Don't you love me?

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Soft kitty is for when you're sick, you know that.

[ask-theharkni.livejournal.com]

*cough*

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

omg that was so fake

[debitha.livejournal.com]

Hey whatever works!